May 2013
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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bonapartist: so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
May 16th
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May 16th
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“A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that...”
– (via gooddaysunshinee)
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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watchtheskytonight: satan-official: thearchangeltrickster: bandannarama: iamtonysexual: biptch: don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation  hip rotation  booty sensation  ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ *snaps fingers in a pentagram formation* *says a Latin incantation* waits for lucifer with anticipation your waiting is over my friends ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN
May 16th
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the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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oldrockstars: if classical instruments being used in rock music isn’t the tightest shit ever then tell me what is
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 12th
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milf-diaries: Robert Downey Jr did u mean Robert go-down-on-me Jr
May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 9th
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May 7th
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May 7th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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itsbetterthananal: im 500% done with today and about 37% done with tomorrow already
May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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starrysleeper: theblackship: lionphantom: godcolorsintheworld: I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!” “UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!” We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the...
May 3rd
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my body is awful under stress. :(
May 3rd
vardaesque: 420stuck: when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB
May 1st
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text-pistol: Have you ever just looked at someone and thought, “Holy jesus, I really love you?” They’re just talking or humming or watching a movie or reading a book or laughing or something, and there’s something about them in that moment—their body is alive, there’s a light in their eyes, something—that makes you think, “I just really love you.” It’s a weird sensation to think this, but it’s...
May 1st
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April 2013
1 tag
words can't describe how much I still hate him.
Fuck High School. Fuck Bishop England, and almost everyone who went there.
Apr 29th
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we all masturbate in the same language and what language is this? loneliness that was deep so were my fingers last night omg
Apr 28th
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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notoffended: davidstrider: davidstrider: which american president was least guilty lincoln he was in a cent I told this joke at Mouth Rushmore and the park ranger hit me Mouth Rushmore? lol!
Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 4th
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